So, I own this shirt:
And I was wearing it the other day when I went outside to…
Wait, WTF was I doing outside? Â Rarely happens. Â Anyway, must’ve been a compelling reason, like an Amazon box gone astray. Â And I saw one of my neighbors while wearing my shirt.
Neighbor: Do you wear that T-shirt around your son?
Me: Yes. Heâ€™s having trouble sounding out assassin.
Neighbor: *frowns* Do you think that sends the right message?
Me: Itâ€™s fine. Itâ€™s not like he knows I have them.
Me: Have a great day!
Zoo: Weâ€™re definitely not getting invited to the mid-winter party.
Me: Â That’s just another perk!