Alter Egos:

Good Morning…

So, I own this shirt:

And I was wearing it the other day when I went outside to…

Wait, WTF was I doing outside?  Rarely happens.  Anyway, must’ve been a compelling reason, like an Amazon box gone astray.  And I saw one of my neighbors while wearing my shirt.

Neighbor: Do you wear that T-shirt around your son?

Me: Yes. He’s having trouble sounding out assassin.

Neighbor: *frowns* Do you think that sends the right message?

Me: It’s fine. It’s not like he knows I have them.

Neighbor: *blinks*

Me: Have a great day!

Zoo: We’re definitely not getting invited to the mid-winter party.

Me:  That’s just another perk!


2 comments to “Good Morning…”

  1. Deanna Bayer
      · February 10th, 2017 at 6:21 pm · Link

    Love this story. Thank you. My nickname is The Silent Assassin. Don’t ask.

  2. Georgie
      · February 20th, 2017 at 11:12 am · Link

    So, I came to the site to stalk the 4th Hell & High Water (please, please), and I’ve left having ordered a t-shirt from Amazon. That’s a result, I suppose.

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